An actual conversation that took place in my house just a few hours ago:
Husband: Are you going to watch the Grammy’s?
Husband to 7 year old Son: What about you?
Husband leaves room to go watch Grammys.
7 year old son: What happens at the Grammys?
Me: People get awards for singing really well.
7 year old son: So what is it? A bunch of old lady Grannies singing? And then they get prizes? And why do they call them Grammies instead of Grannies?
You can’t make this stuff up.